Max

the most common dog name and the best kind of dog

Someloser: Max, ur a good dog.

Max:Woof

by Jazzy-jazz July 3, 2012

Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 4, 2016

Maxed

The act of sharting and staining your underwear.

Kendra maxed her underwear at friendsgiving

by Avcoates10 November 24, 2016

Max

a beanie wearing Minecraft YouTuber

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video

by redstone2628 November 26, 2018

Max

Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons

Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you

by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018

Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

by frederick max December 12, 2018

Max

Hmm Max a boy that is Mexican believes he has good looks he acts pretty chill but then u see his worst color he is a fuckboy he tries to fuck every girl in San Diego he goes to otay ranch high school and he calls his dick daddy's huge cock he prefers you to call him daddy on ft and he claims he has "homegirls and shootas"

Damn stop being a fuckboy dillan your being a Max ew

by No thanks ew August 2, 2017