When somebody roleplays (RPs) with themselves in an online game, chat room, etc. May or may not involve alternate accounts.
Bob: Did you see Steve earlier? He was logged onto two of his accounts mastuRPating.
Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.
Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.
by Mimi/Talset August 14, 2012
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Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.
Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
by friskycurtain April 18, 2009
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Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.
by mysticalcupcake April 17, 2009
Get the narcisso-incestuous masturbation mug.When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.
Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.
by Lol'd on your mom October 5, 2006
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Get the masterbate mug.Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.
Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.
by Sarah April 1, 2004
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