It's the end of the world as we know it!!!!!
duh?? uh!! i don't know
by urworstnightmare March 4, 2004
Get the same sex marriagemug. by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018
Get the Drop the Marriage micmug. My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
Get the half baked marriagemug. An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.
"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."
by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016
Get the New York Marriagemug. Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018
Get the Non-starter marriagemug. When two are married, but they wanna do what they want and when they want to do it which is incorrect. A.K.A. Have it my way marriage. A.K.A. When two Spoiled people get married.
"Ummmm yeah they look cute together but she's so stubborn. Everything has to be her way. They clearly have a burger king marriage."
by Leekeeboo August 6, 2015
Get the Burger King Marriagemug. When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.
Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.
by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018
Get the greeting card marriagemug.