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Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.
Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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MAP

A disgusting monster who tries to convince people that pedophilia is okay. And you dislike this definition, you're a pedophile yourself.
"I dropped my friend on Twitter. They came out as a MAP."
"That's fucking gross, dude. I'm so sorry."
by DrSkittle March 31, 2023
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The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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MAP

Unopinionated (NPOV):
MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, which is a term coined by Pedophiles, in order to get acceptance and respect from the LGBTQ+ Community. However, attempts of associating Pedophiles or MAPs in the LGBT+ Community has been rejected due to moral concerns.

Opinionated (For Comedic Value, if you are easily offended, go to Wikipedia):
MAP stands for Monster Asshole Pedophiles, which is used to describe Matt Walsh, EDP445, Hatsumi Rou, Theodore Kaczynski, Peter Scully and Apollo Quiboloy. They are Untermensch (Not Jews) lowlife subhumans that are Class Omega Citizens, that wants acceptance from the LGBT+ Community, but it was rejected because their morals are fucked up. What they do is fancy anyone who is below the age of consent, which is weird and fucked up. Worse of all, they are responsible for child sexual abuse, and dark-web level shit that does more harm than good to the children.

Matt Walsh and the Alt-Right's perception of pedophiles is distorted and wrong, as they associate transgender peoples to pedophiles, in which are not, because correlation does not equal causation and that's the false cause fallacy. The Alt-Right Incels claim themselves to "save the children" but does more harm to them.
Person 1: Beware everyone, Apollo Quiboloy is going to use the remote to turn off the sun, repent before this happens
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I'm not going in to your stupid cult that is run by stinky-ass MAP that sexually exploits children onto sending nudes
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
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Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital
Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps
by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024
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Cuddle-map

The process of mapping every curve,inch, muscle ripple and scent while cuddling your loved one.
While holding each other before they departed they found themselves cuddle-mapping.
by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023
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