by Qlysa May 24, 2020
Get the Martin Malesmug. The type of male thatt radiates pure chad energy, without doing anything to warrant this radiation, can be known to be fair while also very respectable.
by Big Ball Joe September 8, 2021
Get the Shigma malemug. A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.
A fake alpha male.
A fake alpha male.
"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"
"What a calca male"
by Limpy D December 31, 2007
Get the calca malemug. A man, usually a grad student or someone trapped in the 60's, who feels the need to sport his hair in a long unkept pony tail.
(Creepy guy walks by)
A: Ew check out that male tail.
B: Thats so gross I'd pay for a haircut for him
A: Ew check out that male tail.
B: Thats so gross I'd pay for a haircut for him
by Kw3stionMark September 27, 2010
Get the Male Tailmug. A male who disregards women and social connections for money and success. A term used by incels who think they’re like Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan, Patrick Bateman, Etc. but actually just day trade in their parents basement.
Person 1: Eugene keeps on referring to himself as a sigma male when we ask if he’s ever going to go on a date.
Person 2: He just needs to admit he’s an incel and get on with life.
Person 2: He just needs to admit he’s an incel and get on with life.
by rossi_cultist January 14, 2023
Get the Sigma Malemug. Male nurse RN is a male who goes to RN school and realizes they are much smarter than the average Joe who takes a 6 month EMT-P course and thinks they are an MD. The male nurse knows their scope of practice and can function independently as a professional in the Health care relm. Also, in order to be a male nurse you must have Balls! Unlike female RN's who do not have testicles but intestinal fortitude much more so than the Paramedic with the 6 month education who is a "want a be" practitioner...
The male nurse RN proves the fact the more math and science you know the more money you make!!! Most work in the ICU,OR, ER and as contractors...... Plus pull extra shifts and can life the morbidly obese with no problem....
The male nurse RN proves the fact the more math and science you know the more money you make!!! Most work in the ICU,OR, ER and as contractors...... Plus pull extra shifts and can life the morbidly obese with no problem....
Yo! My boy is a male nurse RN who is pullin way more duckets than my goofy friend who rides around in the hood for $7.00 an hour as a paramedic.....
by oadohfohoafh April 4, 2010
Get the male nursemug. Sigma Male-
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
by anonymous July 18, 2021
Get the Sigma malemug.