std vending machine

someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks

diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick

by b pham September 16, 2008

change machine

Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.

I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.

by BOS2000 April 27, 2006

drum machine

An electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. Drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). Drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers.

I just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last two beats of the measure on my drum machine.

by Sanyote May 9, 2006

machine gun rapper

A rapper who raps very fast, while still keeping good flow, most machine gun rappers come from the midwest.

Bone Thugs~N~Harmony, Tech N9ne, and Twista, are all good examples of machine gun rappers.

by Dan Fow June 29, 2006

the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.

That girl shook the washing machine all over me.

by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

Rage against the machine

I'm guessing that the "corporate whore" remark got voted off of here already. Fucking excellent. RATM is the greatest group I have ever heard, bar none. If I could choose only one band to listen to the rest of my life, RATM would be it. As for using a major record label, I find in more ironic than bad that they use a corporation to produce and sell their anti-corporate message. Otherwise, they would never have spread the word so well as they have. Just to bad they split up. It blows worse than anything could.

"RATM has th most talented guitar player in the world"

by Johnny B. February 10, 2004

Machine Gun Kelly

If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.

I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.

by Jameson Hardy January 11, 2012