noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.
At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.
by Charlie 361 November 19, 2011
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Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"
Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"
Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."
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