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long brownie 

When you shit and your long nigger dick falls off
Yo dawg I was eatin that Taco Bell and when I went home I got a long brownie and had to go to the ER...GANG GANG

Long shlong 

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

Long Hair, Dont care 

One with Flawless long hair, who maintains his/her feature and uses it to gain advantage over the average short haired male or female in any shape way or form, and who uses his/her wonderful hair to its full advantage.. 'Long hair, Don't care' is for anyone with beautiful hair; Not caring how you rock your hair because his/her's will most likely be more better and stylish.
Guy/Girl 1 - "You need to cut your hair."

Guy/Girl 2 - "Hell no, I got Long hair, dont care"

long island 

One of THE best places to live... only an hour from the city.. DEF not upstate for all you morons who think that.
long island by LI princess April 11, 2005

Long bop 

A distance that is considerd to be long or too far to " bop " Note: Bear in mind bopping is much less efficient than walking a "long bop" could be a relitively short walk (if you are prepared to look like a fool and walk like a normal person)
Q"do you want to go to catford center?"
A"nah man thats LONG BOP"
Long bop by Richard W September 29, 2005

Long Island Girl 

Some of these girls are snobby, rich, fake tanned prissy girls. and yes some of them wear their Uggs in the summer with a mini skirt, and again yes some of them pay waaaayyy too much for their clothes and bags...correction daddy pays waaayy to much for their clothes and bags. But, some of us are strong gorgeous women who are driven. some of us are down to earth fun girls who are just real people who get associate with a horrible stereotype of being completely standoffish and bitchy toward everyone. some of us don't talk with a strong accent at all and speak quite eloquently. some of us are judged by those who don't know two anything about long island and the people who live here. And lastly some of us "Long Island girls" who are smart beautiful and kind, don't like being grouped into this idea of what we should be. Thank you!
Person not from Long Island: Your from Long Island?! Really!? You don't sound or look like it!?
Long island girl: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were our own species. I'll change my self as to fit your stereotype of us. So what about you? You don't look like an ignorant ass. I guess you just can't judge by looks anymore.
Long Island Girl by Nat87 March 21, 2009