limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

Limp

Basically a simp but all they take is L's. This term is used by YouTuber, Twitch Streamer and dating-coach, TyKwonDoe.

TyKwonDoe: "The Limps wouldn't even know we exist, baby!"

by theunknxwnx100 March 6, 2022

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

limp brain

when somebody doesn’t have a big brain they have a limp brain.

did you see jackson he’s such a limp brain.

by realbrian September 12, 2019

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017

Limp

When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.

Girl: Common keep going!
Boy: can't... I'm limp

by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021