used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on
by pranigga December 6, 2024
Get the limpmug. by Sornock February 2, 2023
Get the Limp bizkitmug. 
This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
Get the Limp Jizkitmug. by orangemuice April 6, 2020
Get the Limpmug. by ANTIFAMAN2008 April 10, 2024
Get the Limp Bizkitmug. My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.
by dick limper October 11, 2017
Get the dick limpingmug.