Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL
When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
Reactive laziness examples:
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011
Get the Reactive lazinessmug. When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with
Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
Get the Lazy Parentingmug. A: Did you understand that Desiigner - Panda song?
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.
by paulpaul1076 June 26, 2021
Get the Lazy mouthmug. The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.
They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”
by TheRealTimek July 21, 2020
Get the Lazy Boimug. 
Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks
That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 16, 2021
Get the Functionally lazymug. A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017
Get the Selectively lazymug.