man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern

oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck

by slimdick September 11, 2016

Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.

The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.

by UFOMG333 January 16, 2020

Lancer

Comes from a long line of Brittains. Often found dribbling or oozing madness on public property, people often run in terror of it. It may attack anything that moves.

"Oh no, there`s a lancer on my car"
"Let`s just go honey.. We can always get a new car"

by Eligio July 27, 2004

green lantern

The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.

Hey, go grab the green lantern.

by lol pot April 25, 2005

morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)

is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!

by hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha August 6, 2011

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

Mitsubishi lancer

Mitsubishi Lancer, A crappy 4 cylinder for people who wish they could have brought an evo, most likely to be owned by the elderly and off duty police.

Ohh shit my shitbox Mitsubishi Lancer broke down again, I knew I shoulda brought an evo

by Starnoob February 13, 2019