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Kristian 

A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser
person 1: omg he is so short und ugly person 2: yeah he's defenitely a Kristian.
Kristian by karie_girl April 3, 2025

kristian 

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row
oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian
kristian by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian 

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row
oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!
kristian by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

Karl Kristian

Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️
She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»
Karl Kristian by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018

Per kristian

Look there is per kristian, no wait it’s just a mailbox
Per kristian by The evil gamer October 22, 2019

Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!
"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"
Per Kristian by Jk's hoe June 8, 2020