Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024

hillbilly

it is a country person that is an asshole only rude or disrespectful country people are called “hillbilly”

bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money”

Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”

by cj2k24 April 19, 2024

hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral

Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.

by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024

hillbilly condo

Hillbilly condo is a condo in Florida where each owner does his own thing in a ridiculous manner to outdo his neighbor.

Hillbilly condo is seen in the South, primarily Florida. The owners are bound to uniformity by the bylaws but this doesn’t stop them from putting shells on railings, or memorials & advertising signs on the lawn.

by SeaCrone January 21, 2025

hillbilly condo

A Hillbilly Condo is run by those that want to have fun, right now, right here. Don’t worry about the rules…you can out drink them.

A hillbilly condo meeting has lots of yelling, a few “take it out to the parking lot” phrases, and the police being called to break it up.

by SeaCrone January 21, 2025

Hillbilly Condo

The President of the Hillbilly condo loudly proclaims “This is my Home” & “I live here” while using the condo as a cash cow. She’s been reported for Homestead Fraud yet continues to Air BnB more than reside there.

Let’s rent the Hillbilly Condo. They won’t enforce the rules & we can drink in the pool.

by SeaCrone January 24, 2025