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Meat Kabob

A meat kabob is a trend where you get all your friends that are guys and stack on eachother using your fat meaty cocks
Dude you should've came to the meat kabob party last night
by fagblaster3000 January 20, 2022
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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.
¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨
by daisy9785 May 9, 2022
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slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
by The real W November 21, 2023
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Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.
"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"
by Honz911 December 5, 2023
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bam bam kaboosh

to signify sex with some one in a comical location
1: where did u have sex with her at?

2: in the ball pit at chuck e. cheese!!!!

1: O.O wow your crazy

2: maybe

1: will you do it again?

2: ..............BAM BAM KABOOSH
by 'Dre J. from new kent November 23, 2009
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Power Shish Kabob

The sexual act of using a power drill on your significant others genitals such as urethral drilling and vaginal drilling. For certain people the drill has a different drill bit on it such as rubber or a dildo.

The deeper the drill goes the more points you will receive in the sex games. *AKA how much cum you shall receive on your face*
I'm gonna try the Power Shish Kabob with my girl tonight"
by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017
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