Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.
Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
by humpity889 October 23, 2014
Get the junction jockeymug. Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.
Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.
by John Dohh August 15, 2020
Get the Meme Jockeymug. by JustJustinir9gikyhb 6Justin Ro May 11, 2016
Get the snooze jockeymug. by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019
Get the Wine Jockeymug. Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
Get the Paper Jockeymug. Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
by kingofgeats July 20, 2010
Get the remote jockeymug. Adjective: One who fornicates with camels, One who prefers travelling on camels, One who has oral sex with Camel(s)
by FatMilkTits March 11, 2019
Get the Camel Jockeymug.