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junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.

Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey
by humpity889 October 23, 2014
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Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.
Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.
by John Dohh August 15, 2020
mugGet the Meme Jockeymug.

snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).
Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.
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Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.
by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019
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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
mugGet the Paper Jockeymug.

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.
by kingofgeats July 20, 2010
mugGet the remote jockeymug.

Camel Jockey

Adjective: One who fornicates with camels, One who prefers travelling on camels, One who has oral sex with Camel(s)
Wow, your friend is a real Camel Jockey
by FatMilkTits March 11, 2019
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