Definitions by humpity889
Tash
The art of placing your finger into your crack then rubbing your sweaty brown finger under an unsuspected friends nose leaving a tash mark, whilst shouting Tash as a victory call
Mate just got Paul a treat
What happened
Tashed him from behind, never saw it coming
Is that why he looks like he's snorted an onion whole
Didn't help that I've not washed my arse all week, left a nice brown fluffy tash
What happened
Tashed him from behind, never saw it coming
Is that why he looks like he's snorted an onion whole
Didn't help that I've not washed my arse all week, left a nice brown fluffy tash
Tash by humpity889 September 20, 2016
junction jockey
Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.
Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
junction jockey by humpity889 October 23, 2014