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jerdle

The act of ripping out an eye from the socket and having intercourse with the empty hole.
“Yo did you Janet’s eyes?” “Yeah, they would be great to jerdle!”
by Goonerfag67845 March 29, 2024
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Jerik

Jerik is the type of person to reject someone called dulce for a whole school year. Someone who’s never liked dulce
Dulce will never fucking get with jerik
by gianmarccos May 5, 2024
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Jericho Treatment

The Jericho Treatment can be defined as one of the following:
-To get hard fucked by 2 or more players constantly during the laning phase
-To not get a gank for the entire duration of a match
-In the event you are the marksman, you will be asked to play safe despite 5 million people ganking you and get blamed for the loss
by ech0rin0 October 21, 2024
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Jerikho

Jerikho is a term used by gay men that means smart, handsome , and caring.
Omg he's such a jerikho
by Own8eb3 February 6, 2025
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Jedidiah Pacific Tueller

(noun) |Jed-i-di-ah Pa-cif-ic Too-ler

1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence.

2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note.

3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context.

4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence.

5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection.

See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the single most amazing person in both a reality that is feasible and otherwise
-Xienna Kaelyn Solberg

“I don’t think Jedo’s real, he’s too good of a person to exist”
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by Zeke Mountainsun February 13, 2025
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Jericho Vesselonius Token

The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.

Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.
"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
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Jered

Steals all the Hennessy and hellcats, as well as watermelon and koolaid
Let’s go spin the block with “Jered”
by Bigass Schlong July 12, 2025
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