jacked

1) to steal
2) to be exited
3) to have pumped muscles
4) past tense of jack off

1) yo, dude some fker jacked my car last nite and now i dont hav a ride
2) i'm so jacked for to drive frank's new ford gt
3) look at that guy, his muscles are totally jacked
4) i jacked off last nite watchin porn on the internet

by El padrino arriba November 5, 2009

jacked up

(Adjective )informally used to describe something that is not quite right.

Her shirt is jacked-up.
That's jacked-up, why did you do that?
This definition is jacked-up.

by Hailey Cooley August 22, 2003

Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

Jackie

The prettiest girl you will meet.

She doesn't judge you and all the boys fall head over heels in love with her. She hates liars. Will punch you if you are mean to her friends. Usually has dark brown eyes and wavy hair.

Omg there is Jackie! I wish I was her, all the boys love her!

by AnonPerson🌹🔥 November 2, 2017

Jackie

Jackies are a rare and mysterious breed. Some say that they are pink hippopotami, but they do in fact exist. Seriously. Jackies are incredibly beautiful and hilarious and playful and will carry you on their backs up entire flights of stairs. They are very intelligent, and enjoy french things and music. Jackies make the world a better place.

Person 1: Jackies are the best!
Person 2: Yeah, they're my favorite! I love Jackie.

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by Love Swan August 19, 2010

Jackdesh

1) The action of beating the living soul out of someone in a gruesome style as in the movie "The Job" & "Bourne Ultimatum"

2) The statement used when a person is going to do something genuinely badass and that relates to something Jack Desh would do or has done.

(Also used as Jeckdesh-it or Jackdesh-ing)

1. (Action)
Jim - Hey yo, if you dont stop messing with me, I'm going to jackdesh you.
Bully - WTF?
(Jim Beats the living fuck out of him)

by Jack Desh January 24, 2009

jackie sullivan

an extremely dumb blonde with flat ass and no titties

Guy: Dude i didnt wanna get with jackie sullivan last night

by cnrx33 December 18, 2009