Red Jacket

Virginity

"Hey Mom! I lost my Red Jacket today!" - you
"Well i guess I'll have to buy you a new one then..." - mom
"I don't think that's possible ;]" - you

Red Jacket by JuhAyeSon;] July 14, 2009

tutto-jacket 

Someone who is wearing a jacket that is way to big for him.

Tutto-jacket over there must have had lypo performed recently because he's swimming in that thing.

tutto-jacket by Vincent Coppola February 18, 2008

meat jacket 

flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".

You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.

meat jacket by Rinibot August 5, 2008

Death Jacket

1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.

2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.

"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."

Death Jacket by DeathJacket September 5, 2009

Liquor Jacket 

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

Liquor Jacket by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

Jizz Jacket 

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

Jizz Jacket by b7random November 27, 2016

Lager jacket

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)

Lager jacket by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018