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2nd internet

When a company charges you an extra fee to use your already existing Internet connection for their service
Popular among consoles ever since the Xbox 360 proved that customers would be willing to pay more for their console over time than have a higher initial cost as with the Playstation 3.
Hey did you get your 2nd internet turned on for your xbox? The new cod is right around the corner!
No, dumbass. I use PC and only pay 1 internet bill. Fuck you for contributing to that bullshit.
by ikeeprubberbandsonmyballs June 25, 2018
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magic internet words

Words used by enraged call of duty black ops II players's that are usually racist or crude
"HEY **** YOU***** SUCK ON THESE ****" - Pete
"Hey no Magic Internet Words" Tom
by Slimetheboss March 8, 2020
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chulo internet

"This nigga got some chulo internet mah nigga"
by ibvoss August 7, 2020
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Dark Corner of the Internet

When you come across some unrelated psycopathic or even erotic videos or information which you had not intended to stumble upon.
Dave: Man, you should have seen this wierd video I saw last night!
Tom: What happened?
Dave: I was doing some research on the French when I clicked on this link that lead me to five guys covering eachother in nutella.
Tom: Sounds like somebody ended up in the dark corner of the internet..
by YAYAYA September 22, 2012
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Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango July 29, 2012
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12-yr-old internet kid

The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.

Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny

Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason

Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"
Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway
by Oshawottlovestacos September 18, 2017
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Internet Explorer

The best web-browser in the world for downloading Mozilla Firefox.
When it comes to downloading Mozilla firefox, Internet Explorer does a magnificent job.
by John #2 July 12, 2005
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