A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.
Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"
by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019
Get the Bean Baggermug. Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.
by porscherider99 May 3, 2018
Get the Merit Beanmug. When a man inserts his entire penis as well as his scrotum and testicles into the appropriate orifice. For example, a man inserts his cock and balls into a girl's anus.
by Ivan Jerkinovv October 2, 2019
Get the Beans in a cupmug. by Qunzani November 5, 2015
Get the Lady Beansmug. After having anal sex, the poop chunks left on the mans dick get rubbed on the partners belly button and then he cums straight on it. He then mixes it with the tip of his penis, creating a soupy mixture. Thus, liquid beans!
by Datwotwats April 19, 2015
Get the Liquid Beansmug. by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019
Get the Beans Jumpmug. When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.
by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022
Get the Bean Cerealmug.