hoagie

getting a blow job while eating a sandwhich..

last night my girlfriend was giving me a hoagie while watching sports center...

by THe calculator. October 16, 2010

Hoagie

To take a day off work.

Variations:
Hoagie w/cheese: Taking a day off without telling anyone.
Hoagie w/onions: Taking a day off, and everyone bitches about it.
Whole Hoagie: Whole day off work.
Half Hoagie: Half day off work.

I'm taking a whole hoagie tomorrow, hold the onions.

by Tantram July 22, 2010

Hoebag

A female version of a douchebag. Normaly a bandslut.

Guy 1: Is that Demi Lavato?
Guy 2: That hoebag!
Guy 1: Eww!

by Sydney and Kacey August 11, 2010

Ho Bag

A prostitute that has eaten all the other prostitutes on the street because of buissness competition, therefore considered a bag full of hos, or a ho bag

Damn, Look at Destiny over there, she's a ho bag.

by Bobathan Steve III May 6, 2011

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

Hobgoblin

An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.

You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?

by Ewerton Baldez March 12, 2009

Hoba

A hoba is the female version of a hobo. It's used alot of times as a double insult to sluttly girls.

That woman eating garbage is a real life hoba.

by nebachadmw January 15, 2009