like-herpes

When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.

"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."

by Tank88 August 7, 2013

Typo herpes

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes"

Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

by PsychoLogic1989 March 18, 2018

Street herpe

The filth that roams the street usually fighting Lucifer or some demonic portal.
Very contagious.
Spreads by not giving a fuck
Once you have it or are it, it's hard to come back.
Damn Tweakers.

"We were driving down the street and a street herpe approached the car and it asked for some change" "I think it touched the car, does your car have street herpes now?" *throws glass bottle at street herpe "that's the cure to street herpes, breaking glass on street herpes."

by Das byrd pyrate July 20, 2020

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 19, 2016

Herpe Heathen

Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.

Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"

Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.

by Shloopz January 4, 2017

Herpes Pimple

A pimple around and very close to the mouth.

Max: Woah, does Stacey have the herp?!?!
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.

by happyplatypus September 18, 2011

herpe hole

Any orifice of the body that is infected with herpes, although usually refers to the genitalia.

Person A: "Um, so can I crash at your place tonight?"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"

by duchess of bong hits April 6, 2011