hello kitty

the most badass thing on earth if presented in the right way. and if worn by a male will make them look like a fag but will also turn them into an instant scene chick magnet.

boy 1 "look at austin he has a girls hello kitty shirt wht a fag"
boy 2 "what do you mean the way hes rocking that shirt he looks like such a badass"
girl "omg he is so sexy in that shirt i want his number"
boy 1"..."

by g0ogl3 May 16, 2010

Hello, Dolly!

A great film, made in 1969, starring Barbra Streisand (not my favorite person, but she does good in this film). About a woman who wants to marry a man and steals all the people around him (by setting them up with other people so they move away), leaving him alone and no other choice then to marry her. Sure she makes it so he practically makes him beg for her love, though she had expressed it from the beginning. All that matters are the great songs and Dolly's CRAZY hats.

Dude, I've had "Hello Dolly!" songs stuck in my head ALL day. I can't get them out.
Dude, I know. Her voice is so enchanting that it makes me come in my pants. Oh...oh...Dolly...oh...OH!

by Well, Hellooooo Dolly! July 1, 2005

Hello Clitty

Before you go down on a girl u take her pubic hair and tie it into a hair bow and say "Hello Clitty!"

Before I ate her out I gave her a Hello Clitty.

by Nahcneb June 2, 2010

Tucson hello

The act of impregnating a woman by means of sexual intercourse. Generally performed by a man.

Did you hear? Jimmy gave Jamie a Tucson hello.

by ftbunky February 8, 2010

Hello Kitty

A popular Japanese character that helps delay the process of sexual discovery in pubescent girls.

At fourteen, my daughter is constantly playing with her dolls.
Better Hello Kitty than Hello Pussy!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

hello dave

Phrase said to people by Papa Lazarou, just before he tells them that they are now his wife... and he kidnaps them.
From The League of Gentlemen.

Papa Lazarou knocks on door of house, person answers, he says "Hello Dave", "Your my wife now dave", and he kidnaps them!

by Rebecca The Red January 16, 2005

california hello

putting your peace sign up..
then your index down

dude.. that beezy deserved the california hello...
be mad doggin you

drinkin the haterade

by e.cullenDEBAUCHERY October 16, 2008