Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.

"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"

by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011

Hasselhoffian

The act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food without a shirt,

When I ate that whole pizza laying on the floor without a shirt, it was my most Hasselhoffian act to date.

by Peggo My Raggo March 6, 2009

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Evan Hansen

A little precious cutie chamallow who's needs love and affection. He is from the musical "Dear Evan Hansen". He is in love with all the trees .

"Did you know a cutie liar ?
-Yes, Evan Hansen is a cutie liar."

by RaiTheFrog June 5, 2019

Halsey

A bitch who left yungblud for evan Peterson’s who for the garden state

Halsey is a bitch and hate my gramma Kyle

by Mad s November 5, 2019

hansel and gretel

When a brother and sister get it on!

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel

by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A co-host of "The View". Often known for being a republican and getting in fights with Rosie O'Donnell.

Monica: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pretty, but sometimes annoying."

Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."

by IHWG September 28, 2008