Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.
Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!
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Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010
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by Laura December 25, 2003
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by braneyak November 7, 2013
Get the google+ rape mug.When you want to search something on Google and have it open, you are distracted by something and forget what you wanted to search.
Also on Urban Dictionary, when before you search a word you are distracted by the word of the day and completely forget the one you wanted to search. A cure for this is to type the word into the search bar before reading the word of the day.
Also on Urban Dictionary, when before you search a word you are distracted by the word of the day and completely forget the one you wanted to search. A cure for this is to type the word into the search bar before reading the word of the day.
"Hmm, what does gooch mean? I'll look it up on UD. Oh, what's this, the word of the day? Dang I forget what I wanted to look up!"
-Person suffering from Google amnesia
-Person suffering from Google amnesia
by NJBoyy January 31, 2009
Get the Google amnesia mug.In a real-time online conversation of a technical nature, "google lag" is the 30 - 60 second delay between a person asking a question or making a statement and the time someone who has recently joined the conversation responds - the implication being that the newcomer is having to check google for information on the subject matter just to know what the hell everyone else is talking about. As excess of lag time can be indicative that someone who is never-the-less speaking excessively authoritaviely is actually pulling what they're saying off of google as much as they're pulling it out of their ass.
The following conversation is an example of "google lag"
14:19:24 <Debolaz> And quantum computers will shatter the Internet's encryption! :D
14:19:43 <skye> theorhetically, although quantumn encryption methods based on Schroedingers Cat based theories of quantumn observation have already been successfully defeated in a lab.
14:20:00 *** f00 has joined #$bar
14:20:01 <Debolaz> Schr÷dingers cat was a thought experiment to demonstrate how absurd the copenhagen interpretation of qm was. Sch÷dinger himself did not believe the cat would be both dead and alive.
14:20:10 <skye> true, but that wasn't my point
14:20:23 <toor> yeah, it was the idea of not being able to observe a photon without changing its state and therefore changing the hash value of the data being transmitted.
14:21:14 <f00> Schroedingers Cat has to do with observing a cat in a box, what's that got to do with data
14:19:24 <Debolaz> And quantum computers will shatter the Internet's encryption! :D
14:19:43 <skye> theorhetically, although quantumn encryption methods based on Schroedingers Cat based theories of quantumn observation have already been successfully defeated in a lab.
14:20:00 *** f00 has joined #$bar
14:20:01 <Debolaz> Schr÷dingers cat was a thought experiment to demonstrate how absurd the copenhagen interpretation of qm was. Sch÷dinger himself did not believe the cat would be both dead and alive.
14:20:10 <skye> true, but that wasn't my point
14:20:23 <toor> yeah, it was the idea of not being able to observe a photon without changing its state and therefore changing the hash value of the data being transmitted.
14:21:14 <f00> Schroedingers Cat has to do with observing a cat in a box, what's that got to do with data
by 51363 September 18, 2006
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