noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Get the Donut Glaze Syndromemug. Glaze Guts;
Generic bro #1: ”Yooo, glaze those guts, bro! Slam that shit, man, bro!”
Generic bro #2: ”Chill, bro. I’m doing it, bro.” *chugs extreme amounts of alcohol because of peer pressure*
Generic bro #1: ”Yooo, glaze those guts, bro! Slam that shit, man, bro!”
Generic bro #2: ”Chill, bro. I’m doing it, bro.” *chugs extreme amounts of alcohol because of peer pressure*
by Alpha Chad aka Taylor’s owner April 22, 2019
Get the glaze gutsmug. by the disgraced one July 1, 2024
Get the glazemug. by caseyyxxx July 23, 2023
Get the Glazemug. by Damity March 14, 2021
Get the Glazed Angelmug. by random ahh person June 2, 2023
Get the Glazingmug. when you are twisting words to make the context of a situation seem worse than it actually is. the goal of tar glazing is to make someone look bad. an example of tar glazing would be, someone saying timmy is dating a minor when timmy is 18 and his girlfriend is 17 usage of the word minor makes it seem as if timmy is dating a child when shes infact only a year younger than timmy. tar glazing also incudes being very vauge to try and guide a person to assuming the worst .an example would be someone that is on trial for a crime such as rape with charges of assualt. to tar glaze would be to say they are guilty without further context to make the person believe they are guilty for the worst option.
by avgcloroxfan December 20, 2023
Get the tar glazingmug.