Glassessessessessessessessessessesses

When someone has too many Glasses

You are a Glassessessessessessessessessessesses

by 5 7t January 28, 2025

Glare

A gathering of 3 or more bald men

Did you see the glare of dudes trying out for Dwayne Johnson's body double?

by anonymous March 23, 2025

glasses

Something you have to wear 🥀 you either look like a dork 🤡 or smart and cool 🤓 😎

you have to wipe them 419 times before all the dirt comes out and you hate looking in the mirror

Person 1: I look bad in these glasses.
Person 2: sthu! just be a man!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025

Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better

Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple

by crabapple67 October 26, 2025

Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 6, 2003

Mike Glasser

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH! MIKE GLASSER!

by Ratrag999 May 27, 2010

sack glasses

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.

Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.

Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?

by The sack slapper March 6, 2011