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Lazy Gentleman

An act usually performed by a male in which he offers to get the door for a female and opens said door by pushing the door's handicap button. Often followed by the woman being allowed to enter the door first simply because the handicap button puts the man farther from the door than the woman.
Cindy: How was your date with John last night?

Suzie: Horrible... he took me out to a really crappy restaurant, made ME pay for his meal, and even pulled a Lazy Gentleman on our way in.

Cindy: What a total douche!
Lazy Gentleman by mkmtrumpeter April 6, 2009
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New England Gentleman 

Sexual Act; Your Basic Monical And a Mustache.

Best done by shooting the eye first and then dragging across the upper lip.
He gave her a New England Gentleman.

He made a New England Gentleman out of her.
New England Gentleman by Bob Perez September 25, 2007

The Gentleman 

The act of receiving a blow-job while smoking a cigarette, taking a shit, and reading the newspaper.
My girlfriend was so drunk last night I talked her into giving me The Gentleman.
The Gentleman by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

christian gentleman 

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.
Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.
christian gentleman by Kix May 4, 2004

southern gentleman 

a mythical creature of the male gender
Susan thought she finally met her southern gentleman, but then quickly realized he was just another yankee.
southern gentleman by Icantstopthis February 25, 2009

urban gentleman

a men's fashion blog and website that is nicknamed "the urban gent". came out in 2008. has a bunch of guides all about fashion, style, sorta like an magazine/book.
1.) Have you checked the urban gentleman today? They just did a post on their website.

2.) did you get the new urban gentleman pinbacks?

3.) wow, you really look like you came off the pages of Urban Gentleman-- that's alot of swagger and style you have going on their sir.
urban gentleman by TheUG May 7, 2012

you're an upstanding gentleman

A way of saying "thank you" with extreme sincerity. Usually used when one is immensely appreciative but cannot provide a suitable reward.
You just saved my car from being compressed. You're an upstanding gentleman.