Fuck you position 

A "fuck you position" is a job that allows you to obtain enough sufficient capital funds strategically that your eventual wealth puts you in a position to tell your boss and/or his superiors "FUCK YOU", in the case that you get laid off or decide to leave for greener pastures.

"Hmmm... FUCK YOU", said Aaron, as he walked out of his boss's office after being given an important task vital to the company.

"Damn, kid! You have a great FUCK YOU POSITION!" exclaimed his friend Brian.

Fuck you position by boilermaker81982 December 21, 2016

Fuck you fat bitch party 

when two unfavorable, extremely fugly dykes get together by themselves, to trash talk an ex that they share. it is clearly not a party, since it only consists of two people, and the ex is neither fat nor a bitch but a beautiful, young woman who is a wonderful person. these poor, poor woman just have nothing to do but obsess over her, because they have no lives. one will live on to be a big time waitress, and be famous and rich and the other will grow a penis from all the rugby and steroids.

lee luw and ky guy from washington vagina attend Fuck you fat bitch party (ies)

Fuck you fat bitch party by all that is wise February 22, 2011

Fuck you very much 

Ironical expressing of acknowledgement for some "shot in the eye"

- Sorry Den, I really didn't want to compromise you...
- Fuck you very much, Billy

Fuck you very much by Deniseg October 18, 2008

fuck you money 

The amount of money it takes on a digital jukebox to skip everyone else's choices and play your song next.

I've got $3, which is fuck you money at this jukebox.

fuck you money by aspecialthing February 21, 2011

Fuck You Attendant 

The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.

I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.

Fuck You Attendant by OhDon'tYouWish July 27, 2010

fuck you wait

The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.

Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"

Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."

fuck you wait by word_smithe May 7, 2011

fuck you i love you

1. You're my homey for life
2. You're my dawg
3. You ma nigga

Fuck you I love you Dunson!

fuck you i love you by Bayshelle January 12, 2009