Frumpy Friday

A weekly holiday created for the purpose of not making any efforts towards one's appearance. Similar to Casual Friday, but taken to the extreme.

1: "What's with the sweatpants? And are you even wearing a bra?"
2: "Frumpy Friday, biatch!"

by sgperrault November 7, 2009

Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.

I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.

by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010

Frustrapissed

The point in a persons emotions where frustration and anger intersect and combine into one solid emotion.

When Chuck told Bobby that he would not play by the rules of the game, and Bobby could not change his mind, Bobby became frustrapissed.

by Scotishpower June 24, 2010

frumpelstiltskin

when a person spends all day in sweats or pyjamas and gets large amounts of stuff done, all without getting ready or dressed properly.

A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.

"What are you up to today?"

"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."

by mischief the cat June 17, 2012

frustration flash

When you get so tense that you just can't take it anymore and you start screaming a wild war cry whilst lifting your shirt over your head demonstrating your breasts to thine enemies

Shelbie was so sick of being harangued by everyone at camp, that when I asked her how her day was she gave me a frustration flash

by beaniebaby7 October 13, 2013

frunza

Frunza is usually the name of a very smart and handsome guy, who often is bound to solve the toughest problems.

Hay, Frunza, from where do you have that six-pack?

by Danwhohasalargesize November 19, 2013

Frumundastache

A practical joke wherein the prankster harvests some of the residual cheese that resides in the hair between the scrotum and anus and applies it liberally to the upper lip of the party receiving the prank. For best results, utilize stealth to ensure a proper surprise!

You had better not fall asleep around here, or you might awaken to the aroma of a fresh frumundastache!

by Dogs.Breakfast July 9, 2014