Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.

What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!

by ChrisDougman February 09, 2016

Light fries

An in-n-out secret menu option fit for the likes of psychopaths, serial killers, and Mark Zuckerberg.

A #3 three animal style for me and a #1 with extra light fries for that red headed sick fuck in the corner who sells all our personal data.

by Badoo22 November 08, 2021

fried pie

Someone who has done waayyyy too much LSD and never really "came back"

Last night was wild man, I feel like such a fucking fried pie.
Ya I don't know if I'll ever think strait again!

by Tootsmgoo February 16, 2017

Deep fried

An adjective or adverb used to describe something with a positive connotation, used typically as a synonym for “lit”, “fire”, “money”, etc.

Friend 1: Dude! Dave just did a push-up with Katie on his back!
Friend 2: Bro that’s so deep fried!

by addie_doo January 14, 2023

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated

That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

by lolgeek838 March 05, 2021

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

Anal Fries

Pouring chocolate on fries to make it look like you put it inside someone’s anus

Damn I want some anal fries right now!

by @vrocarlos January 29, 2018