Coke Fountain

The 3 ft. or so fountain produced when you add a peppermint mento to a can of coke.

We made a coke fountain so big it blew some guys glasses off

by Joshyboy1000 February 3, 2007

LIFE FOUL

(noun) a socially unacceptable action made in any setting; similar to a party foul except much more innaprope; this term must always be said in a loud voice or typed in all caps to insinuate a loud voice.

black girl: aww i love you nigga! haha
white girl: haha call me nigger again! like seriously!
black girl: wow girl *shakes head* LIFE FOUL!

by HabrielleGarris December 27, 2009

Conversation Foul

Similar to the effect of a "party foul" except in an environment in which those associated are experiencing a socially unacceptable disturbance in a conversation during a social gathering. Conversation Foul can come about from the 3 I's;

1.) Impulsive arrogance, like when someone asks a question only to answer before the other person can respond.

2.) Inappropriate, scandalous or any other interruptive topics containing subject matter departing from the original topic of a conversation. Such as someone's interruptive tale of having sex on the beach when in fact the group were referring to the cocktail made from vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.

3.) Incorrectly assumes the topic and interrupts a previously thriving conversation amongst a group of people with a question which does not coincide with its actual subject matter.

Or any disturbance in a flow of serene conversation which is then resulting in a lingering awkward atmosphere all while the guilty party is completely unaware due to a many number of reasons but usually it is because they are stupid, arrogant, or awkward.

**Note**

Not to be confused with Autism, which is a serious developmental disorder which adversely affects the brain's ability to development social and communication skills

Justin: I think I'm going to have you sit this one out .

Sam: Wait, how come?

Justin: You wanna know? Fo realz?

Sam: Yes.

Justin: Sam, you are the worst at parties.

Sam: Why?

Justin: You just waltz all over to a stranger's conversation and commit massive conversation fouls which leave me unable to get laid by being associated with you.

Sam: That reminds me of the time I got so horny that I just...(awkward ending).

Justin: ...

Sam: What?

Justin: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! THERE, YOU JUST DID IT.

Sam: I, uh... *exits stage left*

by Mr. Benjamin Otter January 3, 2011

The Four Yolk-O

1.) A four egg omelet made with real eggs, not pussy-ass egg whites

2.) Waking up in the morning with two ball sacks resting on your face; also known as a four egg breakfast

1.) Chris: "Wanna taste my egg white omelet?"

Tom: "No way those are for pussy-ass bitches...I'm making The Four Yolk-O"

2.) Chris: "Whose ball sacks are on my face!?!?!?"

Random Guy: "They're mine, dummy...I wanted to give you a four egg breakfast"

by The Snake Charmer Dude March 8, 2011

Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.

You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.

by Twills March 25, 2011

smegma fountain

A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.

The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.

by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011

Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.

Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.

by Nellobruh December 2, 2016