Kobe is the type of ni**a with a big dick and really good at sex when you meet Kobe you just fall in love with him
Kobe’s my daddy
by anonymous November 23, 2021

a boy who roasts other people because on the inside he hates himself. Think he is cool but really should just take a seat
kobe
by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

kobe is really disrespectful.
by d1csuck@ January 9, 2022

by bigolruckus February 1, 2020

To honor the life and career of Kobe Bryant participants are given the choice between drinking either: 8 shots of liquor in 24 minutes, or 24 shots of liquor in 8 hours. No vomiting is allowed for a minimum of three hours after the last shot
Yo Bryan did you see Kamil hit the Kobe Challenge last night?
Yeah I did, he decided to get it over with and just do the 8 shots in 24 seconds even!
Yeah I did, he decided to get it over with and just do the 8 shots in 24 seconds even!
by 11/28/2025 March 25, 2024

A niggas that lies so much and they just can’t help it and they are a high school drop out and they also cheat on every girl they ever had and they just fuck anything that walks and is dirty asf also kobe’s have no respect for any female in there life it’s giving gay tbh… kobe’s are gay also hits on women❤️
# communitydick #bum #kobe
by they love kayla April 4, 2022

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
