bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.

Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again”

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”

by RCPMNM June 23, 2018

Cash Flu

A chronic sickness in which you have a desire for money, you’ll make it in any way, shape, or form.

Aliah: where’d you get all that money from?

Aidan: don’t worry, I got that cash flu.

Sleepy:Roof!

by Sleepy's Definitions February 11, 2023

Flu Slap

A special fighting moved used when one is contagious with the flu. The infected person proceeds to first cough on one's hand, then slap their enemy in the face, there by infecting their opponent.

I flu slapped him him so bad, he'll be in bed for a week!

by E.N. Slaps May 8, 2011

Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.

"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019

Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

by AzRoN May 13, 2008

Ship-flu

A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping

Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"

Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"

by W. Butterfly September 19, 2020

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009