first row

a girl who won't have anal sex

No, she doesn't go for kinky sex, she only likes it on the first row.

by ladygrace91 April 4, 2011

first hit

Whoever to smoke the bowl first

1: yo its my turn
2: nah dude u took first hit last time

by Petergiangg January 3, 2017

first alert

when a weather or media agency declares an emergency alert status declaring potential for dangerous weather and climate conditions.

alerting you to remain vigilant and weather aware for severe weather.

We have declared a first alert weather day due to threat for severe storms and dangerous heat conditions. firstalert

by alsmith August 12, 2019

First Stupidity

On YouTube, it's the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in masses of people watching as soon the video is posted. Ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.

A classic example of First Stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.

<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL

Really makes you wonder...

by Whom it doesn't concern September 8, 2009

first kiss

What one recieves after first sustaining a kiss from the opposite sex. Also a game called True Love 95 shown the latter community how to score with opposite sex.

OMG DUDE I LIEK GOT MY FIRST KISS IRL !>!!!!11~~ HOW COOZ0R IS THAT LOLZ!! 2 BAD IM 25. (thanks to cs for definition)

by Dylan March 17, 2004

first turkey

a place at a creek near frenchville state school in rockhampton, qld, australia. if you follow a path you will get to first turkey, there is a creek where you can swim if it has rained lately. there also is a hobo that made a hut there, he lives in his hut with his shopping trolley. first turkey. people have been known to try and grow drugs around there.

let's go burn down that hut that the hobo lives in at first turkey, it'll be grand

by matt March 7, 2005

ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.

Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006