festiary

a collection of stories about feasts and festivals.

She is hooked on an Aesopian festiary.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 17, 2014

fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches

That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Fattied out

Fattied out - Term mainly used in South for a certain level of fucked upness in high functioning alcoholic/drug addicts. That drug you swore you'd never use/use again? Ha, you just dropped $40 on it. That chick you've been ignoring? Better kick er' out before breakfast or it was a date. When was the last time you talked with your mom? Check your Skype log, Fatty talked with her for an hour last night. That Asian hooker that just grabbed your sack? What were condoms made for, right? Woke up in an alley with no wallet or phone? Probably wasn't the first time. "Fatty" is saved for only the elite, you must be able to hold your drugs and alcohol to a point above the rest, but are only Fattied out when you reach a level of no recollection, they'll still pass as only slightly fucked up to even cops, because they're a vet, but "no" no longer exists in the vocabulary. Definitely used more in the South/East than North/West

Fattied out - Dude, I FATTIED the fuck out last night.. Fatty showed up and now I've gotta skip that PO test this morning and drop $50 on Plan B.

faded black out foolie

by buzzzinn June 17, 2016

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

fattite

One of the ancient folk of fattites, a people of proud fatsos.

They are displaying a statue of a fat woman of the fattites at the museum. The culture of the fattites is undergoing a kind of renaissance these days.

by felixh March 5, 2016

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Feittily

When a person blissfully can not express how they feel in words.

i feel so ........... FEITTILY!!!!!!

by MayaTheGoddess April 14, 2017