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Purse-Feed

The act of feeding an infant Jewish child, much like breast-feeding. Small amounts of coins or occasionally very small bills at later stages are used.
Arieh: And how long should my wife purse-feed my son Asher?
Asa: For about six months, weening him off by substituting kosher foods into his diet.
Arieh: Ah, thank you. He won't be hungry after that.
by G.M.H. June 1, 2009
mugGet the Purse-Feedmug.

Feed Kismet

When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.
I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."
by VicShuttee October 20, 2016
mugGet the Feed Kismetmug.

hella feed

Bob: Are you excited for dinner?
Jim: im gonna hella feed!
by halleyfsfhkhvcahjb December 21, 2013
mugGet the hella feedmug.

Manatee Feeding

The act of shoving food into one's gullet in public in a manner which makes other's lose their apetite.
"Look at that fat bitch totaly Manatee Feeding off that popcorn!"
by Melcryptovestimentaphiliac August 18, 2008
mugGet the Manatee Feedingmug.

Feed Fuck

(v.) to feed fuck: to post the same shit on multiple pages and platforms, thus clogging your friends' and followers' feeds with redundant crap. / e.g. This girl posted the same picture of her ugly baby on three different FB groups, twitter, and instagram. She totally feed-fucked me.
(n.) feed fuck: The act of serial posting the same thing over and over to all receptive media platforms. / e.g. "All those posts of Stacy's ugly baby over social media?!?.... A total feed fuck."
Please don't post the same thing on all of your social media pages and in multiple FB groups and other threads; I keep seeing your stupid post over and over, and you're totally feed fucking me!!!
by DaCheese41 February 16, 2019
mugGet the Feed Fuckmug.

Feeding the goat

1. Sneaking around in highschool to do drugs, have sex, or other forbidden activities. Common in agricultural areas. See also "Feeding the cow" "Feeding the sheep" and so on.
"My parents have no idea. I just tell them we are feeding the goat."
by Jackassjones September 27, 2020
mugGet the Feeding the goatmug.

feed the seagulls

to go to the toilet, namely number 2. all sewerage goes out to sea, thats where the gulls live, hence feed the seagulls
man, i really need to go, FEED THE SEAGULLS
by FRUGSTAR June 4, 2007
mugGet the feed the seagullsmug.

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