you ain't ready for this

"You ain't ready for this" is basically a way of saying that this is so good you might not be able to handle it.

"I could tell you what happened last night but I bet you ain't ready for this"

"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"

by TheeHitch December 10, 2013

What do you want to be for Halloween?

A basic question people get asked on Oct 31.

T- What do you want to be for Halloween?
H- I wanna be loved.

by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay October 9, 2018

21 can you do some' for me

" 21 can you do some' for me" means can you suck my dick

21 can you do some' for me, suck this dick for me

by ellllliot December 4, 2022

You Should Have Gone For The Head

Fat Thor holding a hammer and an axe trying to kill papa Thanos with a rock collection and forgot about bringing Ant Man to fight Thanos.

Also found in Death Note where Saitama got sniped by Goku just because he forgot to go for the Ant Man on Goku's head.

Thanos:"You Should Have Gone For The Head."

by Suzushina Yuriko May 10, 2019

You get beat up for that shit

A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.

Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."

by Carlos12343 April 10, 2010

You ate a clown for breakfast

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.

Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?

by gllxssyy August 2, 2020

you should write for leno

a phrase said to someone who tells a horrible joke, especially when they think it is hilarious

guy 1: don't eat the crab dip at the STD awareness fair! aren't i hilarious?
guy 2: you should write for leno.

by kailman / The 7hunder December 8, 2010