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Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
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Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much
by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019
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re-erect

when you cause an erection of someone’s dick who had previously had an erection
“man she’s so good at re-erecting me”
“i got re-erected 6 times last night
by Augustina Gloopy March 21, 2023
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Emotionally Erect

When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement
I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.
by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024
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An intense erection

A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”
*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!
by WazzuppG November 20, 2022
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period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
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Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016
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