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"This girl I liked turned me down after I requested an Ed Sheeran song at the bar." "Why would you play Ed Sheeran, you edcel! Now she'll never love you!!"
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by Millymoo123 February 19, 2026
Get the Emelia-rose mug.the biggest pick me bitch there ever was she always blamed the girls for everything and went cryingnto her little boyfriends i cannont stand that flat footed fat faced hummunhgus tiddied bitch omfg she irritated the fuck oiut of me i wanted to slap her with a ten foot pole. if she ever were to read this is hope she underswtands that no one gives a darn that you actaully nevermnind that you had the biggest boobs in the class andnever wore a fucking bra like them shits were swingin like he;lll evertytime ub would run in gym class it was like two water ballons hanign on for dear life please get a bra and cover that up no one wwanted u u were gay too so double poiints off and i just remembered ur dumbass forgot how to spell ur own last name like its the most easy thing to spell how did u forget it and alos u were cringe as fuck when in spanish class you would scream shut up in spanish like girl u dont know spanish
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When the tournament organizers pulled out their Excel sheets for stats analysis, I knew we were in for a real eSports tournament.
by Emotional Cruiser August 16, 2025
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Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
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