earsturbation

The act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. Side effects include a white noise type of porno sound in the fappear's head, but only for a limited amount of time.

I caught my son fingering his ear last night.. I didn't know earsturbation was even possible at his age.

by dirtysquirtle September 29, 2014

earspasm

the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment

"Myrtle! How ya doin?!!!"
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."

by auralist March 15, 2005

earskins

A type of tunnel for gauges. They are extremely thin walled silicone eyelets. They are made to look like you are wearing nothing. Sure, if you get close you can see "something" but overall these make your piercing look like one round open hole. They range from size a 10g all the way to 3 inches.

Guy 1: Dude, how does your earlobe hole stay so round?
Guy 2: I am wearing clear earskins.

by The Fucking Scandal August 25, 2010

earshart

The bowel movements caused by consuming food from Earhart's Dining Hall on the Embry-Riddle Prescott Campus. This illness occurs when consuming any of the overpriced, greasy food from the "dining hall."

Dude I shouldn't have ate at Earhart's I GOT THE EARSHARTS NOW. *Diarrhea Noises*

by PierogiPole October 5, 2021

earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

by recipher August 27, 2005

Earserved

To observe with your ears. To listen.

Tori: Have you not observed the emo song?
Tori: Ehh..I mean..observed with your ears..
Tori:..listened to.
Izzy: Earserved.
Tori: Yes

by spinme August 14, 2007

Earsh

(Noun) Derived from the guy you know named Earshel, who clearly out classes everyone around him. He resembles Himesh from the movie Braveheart. He is a real life Viking living amongst average humans with average intelligence.

A very rare species

"What is the best way to fix the starter?"

"I'm not sure, call up 'Earsh'"

"Bro, all I saw was someone's legs flying into the air, I guess he told 'Earsh' to go fuck himself"
"Yeah, that guy got Earshed"

by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 25, 2022