Battlefront baby defender

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

why is my daughter here?

oh, shes our battlefront baby defender

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Sidney Powell Defense

The legal argument that no sensible person would take you seriously. This argument was used by Sidney Powell, a batshit crazy attorney who spread Donald Trump's false claims of voter fraud. Powell was defending herself against a lawsuit by $1.3 billion Dominion Voting Systems.

"Mrs. Powell, You made false claims of voter fraud." powerfully said by prosecutors.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.

by George's_Bush March 30, 2021

Going too far to defend your fav pixel

Going too far to defend your fav pixel is a common illness most people suffer from.

What are some coping ways?
1. Remember they are NOT real people.
2. Take deep breaths.
3. Go outside to touch some grass

Hope this helps !

“Damn I heard Suzy suffers from Going too far to defend your fav pixel illness.” — “hope she gets better soon.”

by johncena June 9, 2021

Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration

The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.

“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”

by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022

World Tower Defense

the game that is never playtested and needs an insane amount of grinding for new players.

Player 1: This game is too grindy for early players.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.

by The Real Nathan December 18, 2022

down syndrome defender

A retard with down-syndrome abilities.
Down syndrome defenders are so fat they cant be hurt.a

Arham is such an obese down syndrome defender!

by Specialforces July 3, 2023

Syd = best skz defender

This phrase is used by skinny, (not obese skz antis), beautiful and happy followers of @channiesbuddy on tt (moas dni). I, as a proud follower of syd can confirm 😳

"Syd = best skz defender *magically becomes skinny and beautiful*"

by cat.lovr6 October 30, 2023