Ditchknob

A name you call someone when they say something downright idiotic.

idiotic person: dude, i found a 15 dollar bill yesterday

response: you're a ditchknob

by iliketodanse December 2, 2010

Doochie

when your having sex and a penis falls out of your girls vagina

oh you have a doochie!

by MrSHm3L0. November 10, 2019

Ditch Witch

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

by Piper Marie January 10, 2020

The Ditch

The drainage ditch next to Lehigh Valley Hospital where everyone skates. And sometimes fights break out, and people get shot.

"Yo, man, tomorrow is ditch day, be at the ditch at 1!"

by Southsidex3life September 3, 2007

senior ditch day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break

are you hyped about senior ditch day

by senior ditch day January 6, 2019

doorbell ditch that bitch

going to someones house you dont like, knocking on door, yelling something, preferably sexually explicit things, and running away.

Bethany:i hate that laurie
Steph:me to!
Dallas:lets doorbell ditch that bitch
(dallas run to door, pound on door and ring doorbell, Yell "COPS OPEN UP", and run)

by BS-BS October 23, 2008

ditch troll

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

by Steve September 23, 2003