dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick

Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment

by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016

swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis

I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong

by Venom Miller July 2, 2017

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015