dodge menodge

dodgey as fuck

hey old mate was dodge menodge ay

by dodgey monedgy December 7, 2024

Dodges

When a female gives a blowjob while taking a shit

The craziest thing just happened to me, your girl ever give you a dodges?

by Crucialjo September 3, 2025

Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.

“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Dodge

Dead in delivery go easy

Dodge sux by a real truck a Chevy

by Dick sucker 50000000 November 23, 2021

Dodge

The name of someone super cool. They're usually completely jacked and can lift at least double their body weight in potatoes. Random people, upon learning their name, often say something stupid like, "wow your parents must've really liked trucks." Yes, yes they did. Leave me alone.

"Haha wow, your parents must have really liked trucks."

"Can I get a name for your order?" "Yeah, name's Dodge" "Josh?" "No, Dodge, like the truck" "Josh?" "Sure, my name's Josh"

by Chevy12 November 23, 2021