ding-jimmy

Slang for the penis.

"My ding-jimmy's busted."

by Author Greg December 3, 2003

d8ing

d8ing is the texter's version of dating. while it may only save a keystroke, it just looks cool.

when a number can be used to shorten text texters will often do so. To and Too become simply 2.

Sarena,"I m d8ing some1 else now."
David,"do I NTK?"
Sarena, "just trying 2 keep u upd8d"

by Sarena KV March 17, 2009

Ding

Adjective used when one is dying so hard that they can't even pronounce the "y"

I got so fuckin hammered last night and then banged for like 5 hours. I'm so hungover. Can't even move. I'm fuckin ding!

by Downbitches December 31, 2013

ding-a-ling

your penis swinging back&forth.

vagina+penis+ding-a-ling=I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

remember the simpsons episode with that dude singing that ding-a-ling song

by gay-when nobody says anything October 4, 2016

Diing

Diing is a tall, dark chocolate man. Usually smells like ass but is such a funny fellow it cancels it out. Pretty amateur at basketball but he gives it his all. Also has a small Diing Deng if you know what i mean *wink*.

"Oi, Diing, i caught you with your small Diing Diing"

"Diing, Pass the ball for once, eh"

by 100Percent FAXs June 15, 2018

dingas

crazy person or animal

My friend is such a dingas.

by Bob Shirley February 3, 2005

ding dong

A vicious fight where one, or several, persons hit the floor.

Boy what happened last Saturday night at the live house when that yakuza man got hit with a bottle and lay down on the floor for a long time? What a ding dong that was, huh?

by skydog70 April 8, 2006