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what is wrong with you

not funny like seriously who searches up aldut diapers?

by Stickingoutyougyat November 4, 2023

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Mad Diaper

A diaper changing experience in which the diaper-wearer is irate, squirmy, difficult, necessitating a full hold-down, sometimes by two or more people. Fun for all ages!

You just want to lay in bed while I have to change this Mad Diaper! The hell's wrong with you...

by calicolorado July 3, 2012

Diaper Baby

someone who is being a bitch such as rage quitting a game or dropping plans last minute

"Wait how come Gabe isnt coming anymore?" "Apparently his stomach hurts." "Bro, what a fucking diaper baby"

by bemtrolt April 13, 2024

Brown Diaper

The act of shitting on your partners face, whilst your pants are still on.

Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!

by camharris27 March 20, 2020

Dirty Diaper

A hand in Texas Hold Em which is a two three off suit. Normally it's a pretty bad hand. But it is a sneaky way to upset your friends on the right flop. If executed correctly, it's one that you will remember at your home game for years.

Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"

Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"

by Friends Show July 19, 2025