Ping Ditch 

When you send a message to someone (specifically on Discord) and then delete the message before they can read it.

Dude STOP PING DITCHING ME. If you don’t want me to read the message then don’t send it in the first place.

Ping Ditch by Epicboy330 August 3, 2022

nebraska ditch weed

When giving her oral sex, she informs you of an upcoming fart, the other parter inhales the fart deeply, holds their breath, then exhales the fart has into her face for mutual enjoyment before continuing with oral sex.

“OMG Becky! Brandon blew me the stinkiest Nebraska Ditch Weed last night!”

nebraska ditch weed by Ginger McGingerface August 29, 2022

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

Bus in The Ditch by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

duece n ditch 

When you take a shit and leave it in the bowl without flushing.

No wonder it stinks in here, someone did a duece n ditch

duece n ditch by cracka wacka March 16, 2011

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

Ding-bong-ditch by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.

"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."

Mud In Her Ditch by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013

dick and ditch 

When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

dick and ditch by Awesomeness20 June 12, 2018